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Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher:…
Me:…
Preacher:…
Me: Follow4Follow?

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That feeling when you're TALLER than someone OLDER than you.

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When a person's breath stinks.

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Please. No. Go away.

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o-v-e-r-r-a-t-e-d:

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oh god hahahah kanye

Haha the guy behind beyonce is just like “WOOOOOWW”

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I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there’s some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid

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Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?

Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.

Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.

Girl: -Speechless-

Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.

Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-

Me: No, your other chin.

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xybutt:

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"What's your favorite vegetable?"

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Pizza.

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